Phelpsy

Who cares if Michael Phelps took hits from a bong? If anything we know about him now, it’s that he drinks and he smokes...and he won eight gold medals. The guy is putting himself at a deliberate disadvantage to the rest of the field. Seriously, he’s like the Babe Ruth of the swimming profession. Maybe he was even high during his races...how cool would that be? At least I know now that he’s a human being, just like most of my friends in college. Only he swims really, really fast too.